Read It in the Morning Paper

POT DOC: The ninth doctor’s office operated by Medical Marijuana Treatment Clinics of Florida is opening near the in-town WalMart under a sign promoting “low cost cannabis recommendations.”

LRH EMPLOYEES: A new 3-year deal between Lakeland Regional Health and the union representing registered nurses and technical workers offers enhanced educational benefits. In addition, most nurses will get 2 percent raises each year, and technical workers get two 2 percent raises this year, then 2 percent raises the next two years. (The story online now offers only a few paragraphs. Let’s hope the online version catches up with print shortly.)

PORCH PIRATE: A woman videotaped stealing packages from a Lakeland porch has been sentenced to eight years in prison.