Read It in the Morning Paper: Midday Police Edition

SUV IN LAKE MORTON: The SUV was totaled, but the driver was uninjured — as were ducks, geese and swans — when a Ford Excursion was driven into Lake Morton early this morning. Police said the driver was speeding in his girlfriend’s vehicle after having an argument with her at a nearby bar, and he failed to stop at the end of Success Avenue.

TEACHER CHARGED: Christina Lee Dobbs, a drama teacher at Kathleen High School, was charged with leaving the scene of a crash after a woman in another vehicle was injured in a collision at Knights Station Road and Galloway Road Thursday evening.