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POLICE BEAT: Chad Michael Darling, 37, was killed when his bicycle was hit by a car as he was crossing South Florida Avenue against a flashing red light (Also: TBO) | A 23-year-old man was arrested after, deputies say, he used his phone and gave his name to order a pizza and then rob the deliverer. The story omits Grady Judd’s zinger: “Life’s tough. Life’s a lot tougher if you’re stupid.” (Also: Fox 13)